Monday, February 27, 2006

45/100 - Flying About


I love getting about but it's getting to be a hassle these days. The guy who mostly flys me emigrated to Australia so I'm stuck with a plane I can't use. I'm thinking I might sell it. Hey, the chicks on those commercial flights are cute to watch as they saunter down the aisle anyway. Always look on the bright side eh?

44/100 - Being Suspended


Being suspended and knowing that at any moment someone you know could walk in and maybe 'have their way with you'. Well, you can hope anyway ;)

43/100 - Wearing Vinyl


Vinyl is sticky and hot and uncomfortable but it looks great and I love the feel. I guess part of me likes to be on edge.

Lisa's Restless

I WANNA FUCK!!!!!!! Dave's out, Wendy's over at her mum's, and everybody else is still in bed...BUT NOT MINE. Yeah yeah I tried the vibrator but it's not the same. I'm always horny and I hardly sleep.
Sorry people I'm just horny. I'll calm down soon. Is my face gonna be red later when I read this back.

42/100 - Vivian Hsu


Vivian Hsu - THE cutest Taiwanese girl I have ever seen!!

41/100 - Leather


Leather against the skin, tight and binding. Oh yeah!

40/100 - Christmas


I LOVE Christmas...especially the *special* present you get

Sunday, February 26, 2006

An Interesting Morning for Your Little Lisa

It shouldn't be any kind of surprise to you guys by now but I had a strange morning this morning. Dave came around. You know Dave. He's my fuck fuddy and old mate who hangs out here some of the time. Well, Dave came round and told me he invited a few mates. Yeah you're way ahead of me here. Orgy right? Wrong.

What happened was Dave's mates came around and brought some beer and watched TV yeah? Fucking TV. Here I was, sitting there, horny as I always am specially with a bunch of guys in the room and Dave's mates are nice sorts. Well we chatted and they left. Shit! I thought and back to the blog.

Half an hour later in walks Dave...with rope. Cool I thought. He's gonna do his Dom bit and tie me up. I love it when Dave ties me cause he really knows what he's doing. He used to be in the navy so he knows knots. He's a real artist when he gets going. He orders me on the floor and ties my ankles and arms and some nice tight loops around my tits. The gag goes in my mouth and the blindfold goes on, then he spreads my legs wide apart and ties them that way.

I asked him what next but he just told me to shutup and pinched my left nipple, hard. And then...he left, again. I asked where he was going and he pinched me other nipple and told me to be a good girl and shut my fucking mouth or he'd slap it. I always do as I'm told when he's Domming so I just layed there and waited. It was ages until I heard the front door open and close again.

Silence. I called out to Dave but no answer. Then I felt his hands on my thighs. He spread me so wide it hurt and started fucking me. He came and pulled out, giving me a slap on the thigh as he went. And then he was back except it wasn't. This guy's hand were bigger than Dave's.

Long story short, here's what the bastard had done. He'd tied me up, went down the pub with his mates, and then brought them back, all 6 of em for a gangbang. It might have been nice to be told. But no, so for the next half hour I had dick after dick after dick in me, fucking me stupid. They took turns and then went around again until they'd had enough and then left me lying there, my face and body covered in cum from when they spunked all over me.

An hour after it all started, Dave took off the blindfold. All his mates were gone and he carried me to the bathroom, gave me a warm bath, washed the cum off, and took me to the bedroom and made love to me gently like nothing had happened.

It was like surreal when it was happening but looking back, it was fun having all those guys. Dave's mates are cool but they could have left me a fucking beer.

Now I'm sitting on a nice, soft cushion. Yeah, you know why. Ouch.

So that was my morning, how was yours?

39/100 - Older Chicks


Older women rule. I lost my parents years ago. Maybe that's why. Who knows but I just love the way an older chick feels.

38/100 - Girls with Piercings


I can never resist a girl with piercings. It takes a lot to go through that torture. The pain can also be the buzz that makes it even tastier

37/100 - Chicks with Tattoos


Chicks with tattoos (I have one but you have to guess where) turn me on

36/100 - Giving Up Control


The feeling of being helpless to resist is such a turn-on. If I trust him (or her) that is.

35/100 - Nipple Torture


Hard tweaking of my nipples is so intense. Ouch and ummmm

Late Night Postings

Some people have asked me why I chat, email and post to the blog so late at night.

Simple answer. I only sleep for a few hours each day, something about too much energy or some such medical thing. Anyway, I only do what I love to do so don't worry.

This is a labour of love.

34/100 - Having My Arse Caned


The warm stinging feeling from a cane goes straight to my pleasure centres...and I can feel it for ages after.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

33/100 - Puffy Nipples


I so wish I had nipples like these. Rolling them around with my tongue ...

32/100 - Jennifer Connelly


The delicious Jennifer Connelly

It's ME - The Gorgeous Lisa ;)


For those who asked for a pic!
This is me at the beach a while back when it was still warm

31/100 - Checking Out Cute Guys




Cute guys posing for me is fun. Even just perving on them is cool. ;)

30/100 - Watching Guys Fuck


Guys fucking turns me on a LOT!!

29/100 - Doggie Style



I love the feeling when a really big cock fucks me from behind

Just Had the BEST Time!

The things that happen online. I was chatting with someone I just met and before we knew it we were both 'playing'.
I had my fist so far in my pussy and came like a fountain. Took a while to clean up afterwards but I was so turned on.
No, I'm not about to tell you who but just say he gave me the creamiest cum I've had for ages.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Lingerie Party

You guys should have been there. Wendy invited 7 other chicks and one of them was even a part time model but we all had a go at trying out the lingerie.

Most of the girls were straight. Y'know they wanted to buy stuff for their old man to get him up and stuff. It was such a cool time. Wendy and Cheryl, Wendy's mate from work brought some wine and I had a bottle of Baileys.

God! Wendy ended up selling more than 200 quid worth of kit and we all got pissed and told really really bad jokes. It was a great night except when I felt up the model chick and she got all weird and started saying stuff about her boyfriend and not liking girls. It was a laugh but and anyway, one of the other girls stayed back for a while with Wendy and me and we had our own party.

Still don't remember much. Just woke up with crusty fingers and a chronic headache.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

More to Come

That's it for now. I have to do some shopping and track Wendy down. She's got one of those lingerie parties tonight so that should be cool.

Don't worry I got lots more stuff for the list. I've only scratched the surface of the crazy shit I like. Suggestions are welcome. Surprise me, shock me, gross me out. I challenge you.

Cheers now,
Lisa

28/100 - Being a Bossy Bitch





There are times when I like to turn the tables and be a real bossy bitch. Depends on the chick or guy but some of them love to be pushed around by me.

27/100 - BIG Toys





BIG toys. The bigger the better feel soooooo good. No substitute for the real thing of course but whoa!!!

26/100 - Wearing Sexy Lingerie




One of my weaknesses. I love wearing sexy lingerie specially when it's only me that knows I've got it on.

25/100 - Hairy Pussies




Hairy pussies are my favourite coz they're natural and they tickle my nose. Cheers Kat. *wink*

24/100 - Fat Chicks





Jude is my mate and OK, she's fairly fat. It doesn't make a difference. We have a blast.

23/100 - Electrical Devices



A TENS on the pussy can be real thrilling. Fun on the nips too!

22/100 - Being Submissive




Sometimes I like to be submissive and let someone do some pretty kinky things. If I trust them, they can do what they feel like.

21/100 - Chinese Girls




Chinese chicks have such lovely bodies. Caramel coloured girls give me goosebumps.

20/100 - Being Tied Up




All that rope and anticipation. I get wet thinking about it.

19/100 - Body Stockings





I love to go dancing in one of these. OK, I'm an exhibitionist.

18/100 - Black Chicks




My mate CJ looks just like this girl. Even her boobs are the same. Cheers CJ you are yummy. All of you.

17/100 - Pretending to be Sweet and Innocent




I think it's fun to pretend to be all sweet and innocent. When we get home BOY! is he (or she) in for a surprise. Giggle.

16/100 - Tit Fuck






Sensual and so much fun. I love it when a guy gets so excited between my boobs that he cums. The bonus is that my mouth is right there!! Double treat.

15/100 - Swallowing Cum




Creamy! Some guys cum tastes yummy. Smoker's cum is a bit bitter. Give up smoking guys. Your cream is much nicer. OK I only drink cumm if I know it's safe. Word.

14/100 - Watching Guys Fucking



It's cool to watch 2 guys get it on together. If they're bi then I can play too.

13/100 - Kinky Sex



3 of my faves. Kinky sex, anal fisting, and guys in leather.Yummm

12/100 - Kissing Chicks




Feeling a chick's warm wet tongue in my mouth. WOW! I love how a girl smells too. Turn on city.

11/100 - Getting My Pussy Licked



Wendy has the BEST tongue. Guys I love ya but chicks do it better. Truth.

10/100 - MMF Threesome



If one guy with a big dick is fun then 2 guys with big dicks is better.

9/100 - Fucking a HUGE cock


I love being on my back, legs in the air and something big in me. I usually throw my arms back so I feel wide open and vulnerable. It's so like ancient and makes me feel like a cave girl.

8/100 - Party Slut





Girls. Just once in your life you have to be a party slut. It is so cool to have control of all those guys with their slave sticks. hehe

7/100 - BIG Cock Blowjob





There was this guy with an enormous cock and he wanted me to suck him off. How could a polite girl resist. I mean, just to be sociable you understand. ;)

6/100 - Fisting with a Girl






The first time I got fisted was with a girl.
Cheers Wendy! We've know each other for more than 10 years and I guess you could call her my girlfriend.

5/100 - Getting Fisted by a Guy







Open wide!! This doesn't hurt at all. It feels so
good to have a whole hand in there. I love being
filled up.

Back again

Hey hey it's cool. I'm fine. Dave and me have this thing. He comes and hangs out with me and when we feel like it we mess about.

Dave's my fuck buddy. He's not my boyfriend or anything. No way but we kinda know how each other works. He isn't half a selfish bastard sometimes though. This is not the first time I've had to finish myself off with the vibe. My pussys still pulsing that was a good cum.

Back to the list people.


What just happened?

Dave just left with a smile on his face. He was out on the sofa and came in while I was blogging. Shit! I was in the middle of posting a pic when he picked me up, threw me on the floor and fucked me. God! He like turned into this animal and right after he came he just walked out. Didn't even wait for me so I'm just gonna have to do it myself. Back l8tr.

4/100 - Public Nudity





I love showing off my body in public

3/100 - Fisting






I've fisted myself. It was great but
I couldn't fuck for like a day. Stretch!

2/100 - Anal Sex






The first time was realllllly tough
but after that....I love it

1/100 - Bukkake






I've been at a party and had ten guys toss off and cum on my face.

No boring profiles...The Top 100 List

Check it out. No boring profile. I'm going to show you all my Top 100 List of things I've done.

It's mostly sex things coz it's what I like best but that's not all I am right? Just wanna make that clear. ;)

Hey and any things you think I oughta do...let me know. cool.

Welcome to my blogspace

Hey

You know it's probably what most people want, to be able to say whatever they like and not be judged...or at least caught out.

Here is my space for just that. My debauched lifestyle for all to see. ENJOY!