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Want to know what I'm really into? Go way back

You might not think may latest posts tell you very much about me and what I'm into. Well go wayyyyyyy back to February and start looking at my top 100 things. You may be surprised. *wicked grin*

xxx Lisa

Ai Otsuka - Love Cook

Ai Otsuka - Love Cook
Originally uploaded by vulvanist.

Isn't she the most stunning creature you have ever seen? Her voice is sooo cute and her face, well.....

Who is she?

M84518
Originally uploaded by houfei9314.

This girl takes my breath away. The moment I looked at her face my face got hot, and tingles started all over.

Delicious doesn't come remotely close to this beautiful woman!!!

I need a moment...

Wild, hot Tokyo...OMG!!!

Tokyo is much, much more than just flashing lights, beautiful women, and weird fashions. Under the surface, the Japanese people are warm and generous and their spirit of inventiveness is hard to rival.

The language barrier is a hurdle but a smile and body language always help and people will do their best to try and understand what you want.

One day back in Japan and I'm falling in love all over again. What a glorious place!



The girls here are unbelievably uninhibited in their fashions. They'll flaunt and walk around like they own the world. It's so refreshing to see and so much FUN!!!

If you're not a guy and don't have a pair of these, what's wrong with you?

Jimmy Choo "Empire' shoes. I just love em. Less than 400 quid. So what's keeping you? Shop girl, for the sake of all that's good and fair in the world. Do your feet a favour.

My Wild Dream

I've never been in exactly this situation but I have had a dream about it many times. Something to slip into the agenda!

ITO Misaki - A Goddess!

You may have seen her in Shiseido's SKII and Maquillage commercials. Yes, I watch a little Japanese TV. ;)

If I ever marry a girl...

Since my short visit I have fallen in love with Japan and its women. If I were ever to marry a girl, she would be Japanese. Who could disagree?

A relaxing dream scene

Everything about this picture gives me the feeling of total relaxation...everything!

Places I have been or would like to see

Places I have been are in RED and places I'd like to see are in GREY

Isn't she exquisite?

I just want to make love with her until we have no more energy left in our bodies. That face, those eyes, that mouth, that body!

Terms for female masturbation

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love



Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

Exploring myself

Having been too busy to enjoy the company of others lately, I've been exploring myself a lot more. This is fun but man, do I get a sore wrist.

Interesting survey results

Remember the little impromptu survey I took a while ago? Well, the results are very interesting, and not entirely unexpected.

The greatest majority of answers to the question, "What's the first thing (physical feature)that attracts you to a woman?",
was, in some order,
eyes
face
tits
butt
legs

They say that our eyes are a window to our souls and maybe they're right. It seems that the, assumed shallow, life of an internet user is far deeper than we thought. I like to think so anyway.

Thanks to those who wrote a comment and became a part of this thing.

xx Lisa

Here's my sweet car - she's so cool

I've only been able to drive her a few times but once out on the country roads, she's awesome!

A rare find

How many times have you been walking down the street and spotted someone you can't take your eyes off? Lots of times right? It happens to me all the time.

Sometimes I'm the one looked at. Guys whistle and shout stuff that's, apparently, supposed to make me feel good and sexy and desirable. "Hey, nice tits" is one. "Show us your snatch" is another. Guys, word of advice. Shut the fuck up with that shit. It's a little flattering the first time your hear it but it gets old so fast and the chances of you actually getting a fuck is nil. Nuff said.

So, getting back to the point. It happened near home, while I was out for a walk to clear my head, just a little down from Harrods. She came out of a store and I was so stunned by her that I had to stop walking or run into something or wandering into the road and get killed.

Her hair was dark, real dark, and her eyes were kinda like a cat. You know the kind of eyes chicks with some Chinese or Japanese in their genes have? Her skin was pale but not sickly. She was wearing a cute but obviously business, suit with heels to the sky. Mid-thigh skirt, lightly patterned stockings, not pantyhose, the cutest little Prada clutch (that's like a tiny handbag to you guys), and she was tall. I mean she had to be close to six feet, okay, maybe a little shorter without the heels.

To be continued, must run

A question for all of you

Call this what you like, an impromptu survey, curiosity, nosiness, whatever.

I'd like to know the answer to the question (for guys and girls)...

What's the first thing (physical feature)that attracts you to a woman?

Beautiful Pussy Contest - WINNER!!!

There were 8 entries for the Inaugural Beautiful Pussy Contest. All of them lovely and, I'm sure, tasty in their own right.

The winner of the Beautiful Pussy Contest is...

Sm00thY with 10 comments and a lot of fans. Congrats also, and especially, go to Sm00thgal for showing her gorgeous pussy to the world.

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who got wet looking at her beautiful pic. What a fabulous pussy you have!!!

CONGRATULATIONS - Sm00thY and Sm00gal

Let's see that gorgeous pussy again...



Thanx to all the entries and please, any suggestions you have, let me know. There must be plenty of other contests we can devise.

Hey, try out my new guest map. It's so cool.

I've just added a guest map to my page so I hope you'll all have fun adding yourselves to it. You can find it over on the right side. It's down there on the page.
I hope you try it.

xx Lisa

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 8

This eighth entry in the contest is from ethersurfer
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes.

Busy times on the road

Hi my friends. It's been such a hugely busy time, I couldn't write much before now and it's getting even busier. Please bear with me while I get this shit sorted out and I can get back to you all, my good friends.

Oh, and I'm using Linux on this machine to try it out. SuSe 10.1. Pretty cool. My Windows machine is easier though. Maybe it's just a learning thing. Who knows?

Love to you all, catch ya soon.

xxx Lisa

German girls are great!!

German chicks are so much fun, so outrageous in their behaviour once they get going and dressed nothing like the pic...and so much cuter once disrobed. The few I've met have tongues of angels. At least they took me to heaven. Sorry. *giggle*

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 7

This seventh entry in the contest is from r4v3n.
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes.

My name up in lights!!!

A lovely surprise gift from my gorgeous and 'special' friend Bubblegum. I always wondered what my name would look like up in lights. *giggle*
End of the year, you and me Lucy baby, on those long West Australian beaches. Keep your calendar free. ;)

Lisbon is such a friendly city

Now, someone told me ages ago that Lisbon was an uptight city. Well I met two chicks at a club who weren't at all reserved when it came to having fun. We took our own party back to my hotel, until dawn!

I miss my little pile of bricks!!!

When it's been a long day and it's only lunchtime, I ache for the relaxation my little home gives me. Walking distance to all my favourite little shops. It seems so far away. Knightsbridge might not be the greatest place in the world but it's home.

Friends pop up everywhere.

Pretty dick, pretty face. A handful and a mouthful!!

Something about this chick drives me wild!

The colour, her drop-dead gorgeous face, the composition? Don't know but I am in love!!!

I want one of these

I just saw a picture and video of a 108' Sunseeker Predator 108. It's so beautiful and can travel so far but it does cost about 6 million pounds. OMG!!! The board would have me scrubbing floors if I bought one of these. Steady girl, it's only a toy, it's only a toy. *giggle*

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 6

This sixth entry in the contest is from mydreamwatch.
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes.

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 5

This fifth entry in the contest is from ethersurfer.
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes.

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 4

This fourth entry in the contest is from smOOthy.
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes.

Every guy's fantasy?

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 3

This third entry in the contest is from Bubblegum
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes.

Everyone has asked to see my pussy so here it is...

This was taken a while ago and I know, it's not a close shot, and it isn't open but you asked for it, so here it is. Lisa's pussy...and no, it's not in the contest!

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 2

This second entry in the contest is from Movielvr.
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes.

Beautiful Pussy Contest - Entry 1

This first entry in the contest is from Lerryn.
If you like this entry, please comment. Remember, comments count as votes

Beautiful Pussy contest begins today!!

Welcome to the beautiful pussy contest. OK, so there's no prize but I'd say the real prize is being able to see what people consider to be really pretty pussies and am I ever looking forward to it.

Here's how it works...Just email me your favourite beautiful pussy pic and I'll post it. It doesn't have to be yours.
Once it's posted, people can comment on the one they think is best (or email) and the winner will be lauded as Uber Pussy!!!

One day I'll figure how to do a proper contest / voting blog thingy (or someone can tell me how..hint hint) but for now let's just have fun.

It begins today and will finish at the end of May.

Your little Lisa is away for a while

Postings might be a little sparse for a little bit while I settle into this long trip. I've been given an itinerary that spans about three months of meetings and other associated stuff I have to do to satisfy my commitment to this business.

Right now I'm in sunny Dubai. The hotel is a bit tacky but the facilities are brilliant and the room is so comfortable. The only chicks I can get it on with here are foreigners. Holiday chicks, not so choice but tasty anyway. *wink* Even I don't wanna risk the wrath of the local authorities here. Shame, coz the local chicks are cute cute cute!!

Hey, don't worry though. I'll jump online when I can and update you all on what's happening. As always I have my journal with me so I can make notes. Maybe I'll post the notes from my diary and wait til later to post the really juicy stories I'm sure I'll have, although I'm soooo tired right now, the only fucking I can face is in my dreams. *sigh*

100/100 - LOVE

Money can't buy it. Wishing can't bring it. Neglect can kill it. With it, everything in life feels finer, tastes better, looks brighter. If there is one thing I love more than anything in this HUGE list of things I love, the bottom line is love itself.
To those I love, you know it. To those who love me, I thank you with all my heart.

99/100 - Red-headed women

Wild, free, uninhibited, bad-tempered, sensuous, vicious, sweet. All these things can describe the temperament of red-headed women. More than any other, these chicks twist my knobs, push my buttons, light my fire!

98/100 - Classic Sapphic mythology and traditions

I love all the old myths, traditions and stories surrounding Sapphic love in the ancient world. So I'm growing up. Sue me. *giggle*

97/100 - My enormous new black toy

I just bought a huge black dildo a few days ago just like this one and OMG!!! it fills me up like you wouldn't believe. It's my new best friend...for now. ;)

96/100 - A nice bubble bath

There's nothing nicer than relaxing after a long day, or night, in a lovely hot bubble bath. When I've been stroking and licking and sucking and have had every part of my body touched, and more, I can lie back and it's just me and the bubbles and the warm, warm water.

95/100 - Sleeping

This is something I only do for two to four hours each night. I know, I need more but for the last year or so it's been mostly just two hours. Still, leaves plenty of time for other more 'interesting' things. If you know what I mean. *evil wink*

94/100 - HUGE beach parties

Dancing, drinking and just chilling with friends and great sounds. Hey, I won the wet t-shirt contest once. It was one of those all day and all night things and I didn't crash 'til halfway through the next day. It was brilliant!!

93/100 - Travelling!!!!

A passport, various plastic cards, a small bag, and me. All I need to go anywhere. I can buy the rest when I arrive. Travelling is a HUGE part of my life and I so love it!

92/100 - Sophisticated beauty

Glamorous images of beautifully made-up women unlocks a part of me that I find it impossible to explain in words. It's what drives me to desire fashion and beauty and to look for it in myself. One day I'll find it.

91/100 - Teen girls (legal of course!!!)

Teen girls have so much energy, they wear me out. Yes, you heard it here, I get tired. *wink* OK, before anyone says anything. I don't mean kids - 100% NOT - I mean more than 18. Hard bodies, high and bouncy tits, juicy and succulent pussies. OMG! I love these chicks so much and I can be a bossy bitch with 'em too. "On your knees and lick me, bitch!" *giggle*

90/100 - Fantasies and dreams

When I see pictures like this my imagination goes wild and I can view myself in situations I never dreamed could be real.

89/100 - Hot wax dripped on my body

The sting, the intense pain and the easing down slightly, then the next drip and searing jolt. Exciting in the right hands. No permanent marks and a world of intensity. Yummmmmm!