My Wild Dream

I've never been in exactly this situation but I have had a dream about it many times. Something to slip into the agenda!

ITO Misaki - A Goddess!

You may have seen her in Shiseido's SKII and Maquillage commercials. Yes, I watch a little Japanese TV. ;)

If I ever marry a girl...

Since my short visit I have fallen in love with Japan and its women. If I were ever to marry a girl, she would be Japanese. Who could disagree?

A relaxing dream scene

Everything about this picture gives me the feeling of total relaxation...everything!

Places I have been or would like to see

Places I have been are in RED and places I'd like to see are in GREY

Isn't she exquisite?

I just want to make love with her until we have no more energy left in our bodies. That face, those eyes, that mouth, that body!

Terms for female masturbation

5 Digit Disco
Buzzing the honey hole
Backslappin' Betty
Bailing out the Gravy Boat
Beaver bashin'
Bouncing the bearded clam
Buffing the box
Buffing the jewel
Buttering up the whisker biscuit
Clam twiddlin' jamboree
Critter crammin'
Damming the beaver
Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
Diddling miss daisy
Diggin' for clams
Digitis Erectus
Fingering the fountain
Flicking the minnow
Friday night lip service
Frosting the muffin of love



Giving yourself the finger
Going for the gooey duct
Impeaching Bush
Juicing the clam
Let your fingers do the walking
Lip smacking
Menage a'moi
Petting the kitty
Piddly Diddler
Playing the squeezebox
Pokin' the pie
Polishing the little pink pearl
Pumping the kooter
Punchin' the chipmunk
Reading in Braille
Riding the clitoris-sauras
Romancing thy own
Roughing up the suspect
Self-guided tuna boat tour
Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
Spanking Lucy
Stroking the newt
Ticklin' the taco
Tissue tickling
Twirling the pearl
Unbuttoning the fur coat
Warming the wrist rocket

Exploring myself

Having been too busy to enjoy the company of others lately, I've been exploring myself a lot more. This is fun but man, do I get a sore wrist.

Interesting survey results

Remember the little impromptu survey I took a while ago? Well, the results are very interesting, and not entirely unexpected.

The greatest majority of answers to the question, "What's the first thing (physical feature)that attracts you to a woman?",
was, in some order,
eyes
face
tits
butt
legs

They say that our eyes are a window to our souls and maybe they're right. It seems that the, assumed shallow, life of an internet user is far deeper than we thought. I like to think so anyway.

Thanks to those who wrote a comment and became a part of this thing.

xx Lisa

Here's my sweet car - she's so cool

I've only been able to drive her a few times but once out on the country roads, she's awesome!

A rare find

How many times have you been walking down the street and spotted someone you can't take your eyes off? Lots of times right? It happens to me all the time.

Sometimes I'm the one looked at. Guys whistle and shout stuff that's, apparently, supposed to make me feel good and sexy and desirable. "Hey, nice tits" is one. "Show us your snatch" is another. Guys, word of advice. Shut the fuck up with that shit. It's a little flattering the first time your hear it but it gets old so fast and the chances of you actually getting a fuck is nil. Nuff said.

So, getting back to the point. It happened near home, while I was out for a walk to clear my head, just a little down from Harrods. She came out of a store and I was so stunned by her that I had to stop walking or run into something or wandering into the road and get killed.

Her hair was dark, real dark, and her eyes were kinda like a cat. You know the kind of eyes chicks with some Chinese or Japanese in their genes have? Her skin was pale but not sickly. She was wearing a cute but obviously business, suit with heels to the sky. Mid-thigh skirt, lightly patterned stockings, not pantyhose, the cutest little Prada clutch (that's like a tiny handbag to you guys), and she was tall. I mean she had to be close to six feet, okay, maybe a little shorter without the heels.

To be continued, must run